You know some of the more inventive spammers are sitting there writing their programs to post spam and are trying to come up with ingenious ways to make their output seem more human.

Some clever (read stupid) “spam king” has decided that perhaps he should make his comments argue with the thread they’re posted on… but of course whatever they argue about will need to be a pretty general subject or they may be off-topic.

Witness the results of a spam level programmer’s eureka moment:

Black | zmjsrukpmtnvwlq.com | IP: 81.177.26.20

Black

Let me disagree.

He’s disagreeing with black?

With black?

Damn.

Black | ywxpiqwsbdjfvie.com | IP: 81.177.26.20

Black

In few years we will see a result

He has a lot of opinions on black doesn’t he? What I can’t work out is what the hell he’s even spamming for? Those urls look like they’re just made up to me. Surely the point of spamming is to advertise something?!

I’m sorry but you won’t see a result in even a few years if you keep f**king arguing and not putting links to a product in your spam.

I disagree.

Sprint, the US cell network provider thingimy 0987jkasbfs have sent me a lovely comment.

sprint ringtones | sprint-ringtones@yahoo.com | ringtones.weboffersdirect.info/sprint-ringtones.html | IP: 74.50.99.245

Hello good design. Very nice. 0n79p7 Enjoy. Goodbay.

I can see some of you are confused. That’s because you have an understanding of basic grammar. Let me clear this up for you:

Hello Phill, I like the design of the site (not mine, but never mind I’ll take the credit). It’s very nice. Enjoy your day. Goodbye.

Obviously the 0n79p7 part is simply because he’s typing with his over developed brow.

I’m looking forward though to downloading those ringtones and playing them at chavs on public transport until their ears f**king bleed (this may be a purely english phenon… phenomnm… pehenoneme…
Goodbay!

We have our first fan, woohoo! Diaper_man writes to us from the States with some constructive criticism:

online-consultant | diaper_man@fastmail.us | v2k.khai.edu/search.php?q=phentermine | IP: 91.124.210.229

Hi!
Your site is very nice! I like it!

Thanks very much it’s just a wordpress blog with a….

Have you seen this
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Urr no.. I haven’t, bu..

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Are you sure you’re a fan it’s like you want me to clic..

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Do you typish english?

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Ah, of course. Sorry my bad I get it now.

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Ooooo I like bbq, but the weather here has been pretty lousy so nothing doing on that front for now. Tell you what, I’ll get back to you after I’ve collected a useless shit load of links to send you. Ooooo I like bbq, but the weather here has been pretty lousy so nothing doing on that front for now. Tell you what, I’ll get back to you after I’ve collected a useless shit load of links to send you.

Thanks to Hannahmwig for this excellent contribution, as full of information as it is a window into the advancing field of horsehair prosthetics.

hannahmwig | hmwig@lexipol.de | freewebs.com/montanawig | IP: 87.237.119.16

I bought a new wig today. Or rather, my mum bought it for me. It’s lighter than my previous map. ones, bob-style, and I am so in love with it. Submitting pics for you all to look at! ^_^
Hannah montana wig
~You are alive, so live.~

Unfortunately Hannah, you forgot to include the pics?! I can only imagine how splendid they were so if you get the chance please resend them over. Or if anyone else knows where they may be (she sent them to us all) then please forward me them so I can have a peek.

I’m especially interested in the bob style one. I need a centre-piece for my next dinner party.

Remember all: You are alive; so live!! What an insight!